Working
in a call centre is a good lesson on how to completely hate your life
within two weeks. Overall I will have done this jobs for six weeks in
the end, which I reckon is an achievement already. A necessary
achievement, just to get the cash flowing a bit. Just to release me
from my current exchange rate trauma. It's not just the sitting in a
noisy, terribly crowded call centre, it's more the nature of cold
calling itself. Why on earth would I want to call people that I don't
even know and that are likely to either hang up on or yell at me, and
endeavour to sell them electricity? Well, I eventually found out that
I really don't want to. Simple as that. But trust me, by know I know
all about the Australian electricity market. Well, everything about
the Victorian market. There's differences to the New South Wales
market, because the deregulation is a lot more recent there up north.
I could ramble on for hours. How sad is that. I can name meter types,
I can explain the difference between a single, a two, and a type of
use rate plan, I can name all competitors in the market, I can
explain customers the difference between a network and a retailer, I
can talk about hydro electric power plants, I can have a decent chat
about how great my company is, and why patriotic people should
support Aussie owned retailers. Yet again, how incredibly sad it is
to have all that valuable brain capacity wasted on retaining these
useless facts. And I know it will stick with me forever. In all
eternity. I will never forget it, and from now on each time I will
walk past an electricity meter I will be able to identify it as a
dial, a digital or a smart one.
Sometimes
funny things happen though. People tend to be subject to a complete
lack of inhibitions when they talk to sales people on the phone. One
lady tried to convert me to Mormonism the other day, and recommended
me that in case I should ever happen to be looking for the right way
in life I should give it a try. Another customer seemed pretty happy
about my call and let me know how glad he was that finally a real
Aussie was ringing him up. When I told him that I was in fact German,
he told me that Germans are still better than bloody Indians, which
resulted in subsequent bashing of the latter. Somehow you could tell
he didn't really appreciate Indians. I think people who work there
long enough could actually write books about it, sell them and become
incredibly rich. It's sheer madness. But madness that will make one
appreciate any other job opportunity there might be in future. For
now I'm unemployed again. Who cares. I for one don't. I've just
decided to temporarily exclude the working, and focus more on the
holiday part. Easy.
Apart
from that nothing much has been going on over here. I'm impressed
with how fast one can actually be tangled up in an ordinary everyday
life again. Although I'm still exploring the city. I still love it
here, this city is the coolest ever. Take for example all the free
stuff that's on. Just a couple of nights ago I went to a free concert
given by the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra. Picknicking in the middle
of the city, listening to excellent music, enjoying life. What better
thing could there be. Or the other day there was free music and
dancing in Fitzroy Gardens. There's always heaps of festivals and
fairs you can go to, one can enjoy a very artsy and alternative life
style here.
Oh! And
may I proudly share this with you: I was recently told by a bunch of
locals that I've got an Aussie accent. It's incredibly far from being
perfect, but I'm getting there. Goodbye US, welcome OZ!
I know
heaps of you guys would rather like to see some pictures at this stage, but I
have to disappoint you for now. I simply haven't had the time yet to
take some decent ones of Melbourne. The only day I would have
actually had the chance I realized that I had forgotten my memory
card. I hope to post some pictures soon. I might get some good
material tomorrow, will be going on the Great Ocean Road. (And here's
another reason as to why I haven't updated this blog lately. Internet
costs money. Money requires employment. Quitting usually excludes
employment by default.)
And
thanks to all of you for reading my blog. This site has been getting
a humongous lot of hits recently...
Cheers
for now!
Hi Val, dies zu lesen erinnert mich immerhin daran, Dir nicht gratuliert zu haben; also an dieser Stelle alles Gute nachträglich!
ReplyDeleteUnd mach Dir nicht allzugorße Sorgen wegen der verschwendeten Hirn-Kapazität. Strom wird noch unheimlich wichtig in den nächsten Jahren :)
Davon abgesehen nutzt der Mensch doch im Schnitt eh nur 10% seiner Hirnrecourcen - einige gar nicht und andere töten sie wer weiß wie ab. Da hast Du wesentlich mehr für Deine grauen Zellen getan! Sonnige Grüße aus Hamburg,
Dan!el
Ich gratuliere herzlichst zur Kündigung!!!
ReplyDeleteGlüüückwunsch! Auch ohne Hartz IV kann´s Spaß machen!
ReplyDeleteGrüße an die Hamburger-Oz!